I swear we're all going to the same store, it's just some kind of Twilight Zone nonsense...
"Here at the Revolving Door Auto Parts store we promise to click at least two buttons after misspelling the search criteria and agree to frantically scroll the screen up and down as you try to read. We will then claim that you're wrong, the part didn't exist that year, and our reps know 'cuz their best friend's cousin Ernie had a car just like yours only three years older. But it was a stick. And a 4 door. With a diesel. After you explain Mechanics 101, basic physics, and give a brief history of GM as well as hand us the part you need to replace we may reluctantly accept our mistake at our discretion. More than likely two or more reps will spitball the absolute dumbest ways to to rig up an ugly, untrustworthy contraption that will cost 3x as much as you came willing to spend. At this juncture we will ring up your alternator and point you to the store down the street for your so-called "extremely common" part. We also instruct you to ask for Jim, or Jack, or Kenny- we're not sure but he's the shortish tall guy with the hair. Good luck, focker. See you again real soon."