What are you drinking tonight?

Wife bought bottles of blue champagne and cracked a couple open with dinner. Now polishing the last 2/3 of the final one she opened off... I mean, you've got to drain it while the bubbles still exist right?
 
Wife bought bottles of blue champagne and cracked a couple open with dinner. Now polishing the last 2/3 of the final one she opened off... I mean, you've got to drain it while the bubbles still exist right?

My life experience has led me to this: drunk wife, happy me.
 
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Which above comments tend to make me feel better about remaining single. No "honey do" lists and and no Saturdays wasted on 6-8 hr shopping exercises simply to gain kissy face time with her girl friends while abusing my patience. No made up excuses to drag me away from the garage or the TV simply to do some insipid and mundane chore that she could easily have done by herself but just had to have me do it rather than leaving me in peace. WHY??? Because the one thing that lights women off more quickly than det-cord can blow a chunk of C-4 is seeing a man comfortable, happy, and doing nothing. Meh.




Nick
 
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