Step 1.) Borrow someone else's car. Tell him you are going to do a "brake job" on it
Step 2.) Buy 2 sets of the cheapest, softest rear brake shoes the parts store has.
Step 3.) Take all of the short shoes out and give them back to the parts store for the core charge for one box.
Step 4.) Do the rear brakes with al long shoes and adjust the E brake for maximum clamping power.
Step 5.) Put on 26X10 slicks with about 12 psi in them
Step 6.) Set the E-brake with both feet
Step 7.) Left foot brake and apply right pedal until about 6 psi of boost.
Step 8.) Rapidly Mash Throttle - this will slightly bog the motor while spiking the boost
Step 9.) When the boost spikes close to 20 psi, pull the e-brake release and come off the brake simultaneously.
Step 10.) Lift off
Remove the slicks and take the car back to your buddy, telling him the brakes work fine, now.