gotta give this guy credit for at least trying

[mclellan83]

https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/d/instantly-become-the-coolest/6434361643.html

 

[Blake442]

When I was in high school (15 years ago), a kid a year younger than me had a red 944.
It was a piece of sh*t, and he was NOT the coolest kid in school! lol

 

[Wageslave]

"needs some TLC and work"

That kid probably crapped himself when he went to price parts.

 

[Longroof79]

You must admit, this kid has got a good line o' sh*t. I always thought the Porsche 944 was a good candidate for an LS swap.

 

[mclellan83]

You must admit, this kid has got a good line o' sh*t. I always thought the Porsche 944 was a good candidate for an LS swap.

I was taking it as it was the father listing the car by one of the comments I read, my buddy was thinking of doing that as a swap

 

[Longroof79]

I was taking it as it was the father listing the car by one of the comments I read, my buddy was thinking of doing that as a swap

You're right. It looks like the old man was promoting it with his own line of bullshit. Probably a lot more sophisticated than what a typical high school kid could compile.

Yeah, I definitely think these cars would make a great LS powered cruiser.

 

[axisg]

yup, dad wants the heap out of his driveway because there is no way the kid will ever finish it without dropping out of school.

 

[Turbo Zach]

That made me laugh. My best friend bought one years ago cheep. He lost the keys and it did not run. You can reach under the dash and unplug the key switch and use a flat srew driver to start it. Put a new fuel pump in it and it ran. People think a Porsche means it is cool and fast. Drive a 944. Gutless turds! My friend was disappointed so he put it on one of his auctions. Some dumb f locked the door. Could not start the car. It only brought 500 bucks.

 

[fleming442]

I'd love to have one. Of course, the LS swap is most cost effective, but a boosted Iron Duke or Quad4 would be a blast!

 

[pagrunt]

If it was a 911, hell yea! Being a 944, atleast you're cool in your mom's eyes but you'll still be lonley Friday night. I hope I don't share any DNA with them as I have extended family in that area.