Verified timing issue. It wasn't 180 degrees off, but it was off by enough to throw it into turmoil.
Did as Fleming442 said, and started from scratch. Pulled the plugs, wires, took the belt off, pulled bank 1 valve cover, rotated the crank until it was TDC on the compression stroke, picked where I wanted #1 to be, went with my initial marks on the distributor for where the rotor will be pointing initially to where it will be pointing when it's in, dropped it in, pulled it out, repositioned the oil pump intermediate shaft, dropped it right in, bolted it down, put the valve cover back on, put the plugs back in, wires back on, installed everything else I had to install, rotated the crank a few times until I had pressure, put the ignition wire back on, and she fired right up.
You've always got time to do it right the second time!