In a club in Alabama a woman starts a conversation with a big guy wearing a cowboy hat. She asks him how come his is so tall and big and he responds with "I'm from Texas, everything in Texas is big". Near the end of the night the Texan asks the woman if she wants a ride home. She agrees and when they get to his big Caddy she says she has never been in a big car like that. The Texan says " the car ois from Texas, all the cars in Texas are big". They get to her place and she invites the Texan in, they have a few more drinks and she asks him to stay over. When he got undressed she said she never saw a guy so big, the Texan once again said, I'm from Texas, everything in Texas is big". They get into bed and when the Texan is on top of her he looks at her and asks "what part of Texas are you from?"....