you would think it'd be the "c" but it is actually "P"
because its an "R" missing a leg!
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because its an "R" missing a leg!
What do you call a naked blonde standing on her head?
A brunette with bad breath.
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A brunette with bad breath.
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What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs in a mailbox ? Bill
Under a car ? Jack
On the wall ? Art
On the beach ? Sandy
In a pile of leaves ? Russell
On top of a house ? Rufus
What do you call a one legged lady ? Eileen
A one legged Chinese lady ? Irene
A lady between two buildings ? Ali
On a tennis court ? Annette
What do you call a dog with no legs ? Anything you want. Hes not coming to you.
Hear about the guy that had a dog with no legs and named him cigarette ? Every night he took him out for a drag..
What do you call two guys hanging out on the wall?
Kurt n Rod
Kurt n Rod
In a pot on the stove ?
Stu
What do you call a girl on a grill ?
Patty
A guy on a grill ?
Frank
Stu
What do you call a girl on a grill ?
Patty
A guy on a grill ?
Frank
Bear walks into a bar and demands a drink, the bartender tells the bear they do not serve bears. The bear get mad and grabs a woman sitting at the bar and threatens to harm her if the bartender doesn't serve the bear a drink. The bartender still refuses to serve the bear a drink so the bear eats the woman and the bartender starts to laugh till he cries. The bear is surprised at the reaction of the bartender and asks him what he finds so funny. The bartender tells the bear that was the barbiturate
Did you know pigeons die when they have sex? The one I fu##ed did anyway
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.
.....I'll show myself the door
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.
.....I'll show myself the door
A guy goes to his doctor for a check up and asks the doctor how he could improve his sex life with his wife. The doc tells him he needs to loose a few pounds so the doc tells him to run 10 miles a day. After a week the doc calls him and asks if he ran 10 miles a day and when the man says he did so the doc asks if his sex life has improved. The guy tells the doc he has no idea, he's 70 miles from home....
