Drove the wagon across the city for work last night. And along the way a bunch of reddish liquid appeared on my windshield. At first I thought it was transmission fluid and quickly looked for a cloud of smoke behind me. Nothing. Car was running fine too. Then it started to dry and I noticed a bunch of crud in it. Did someone hit my car with a jam sandwich? Nope. When I got to the office I found a massive splotch of colourful bird sh*t on the hood - which had exploded up the length of the car.