WELP. I tore the thing down to the short block. Good news, no bent valves, no signs of valves, or anything hitting the pistons. Bad news, on two cylinders that I could see there were weird black marks. Are these scuffs from the rings? I must've rotated the thing a million times when it was just the short block before I put it together the first time and it never scared or scuffed anything. Maybe the oil pressure problem upon break in caused it? Also, I found a crap ton of bearing material. Actual chunks. I suspect it's cam bearing. Forgot to take a look at the cam itself. All my lifters fell the f*** out on the floor once I rotated the motor over, so they weren't mushroomed which leads me to believe the cam was ok but as good practice I'm gonna replace it anyway. There was a lobe however that had two spots on it that look like metal was ground in...bearing material most likely. With the exception of #7 (shown, darker of the set) and #8 (also shown), all the bearings, main and rods, looked almost new.